irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

thefrogman:

Buttersafe by Raynato Castro and Alex Culang [website | twitter]

(Source: niknak79)

“You’re a man with a long and dangerous past, but your future is infinitely more terrifying.”

(Source: waiting-for-the-tardis)

Tangled themed nail art!

Screwed these up though thanks to much caffeine. Will definitely need to redo them at some point!

buzzfeedceleb:

George Takei responds to fans of traditional marriage.

callmejude:

captainhufflepuff:

can we talk about how sherlock holmes says ‘neat’

oh these kids were eating themselves to death with mercury poisoned chocolate

neat

golly gee john come look isn’t that just nifty

(Source: tin-pan-ali)

(Source: amajor7)

midstorm:

allthisandhips:

Now all other cotton candy is just boring.

1.) Brown aviator jacket - check!
2.) Aviator goggles - check!
3.) Clown makeup - check!
4.) Black Bra - check!
5.) Shorts - check!
6.) Prop gun - check!
7.) Thigh highs - ordered!
8.) Wig - ordered!
10.) Utility belt - ordered!
11.) Boots - still needed!
12.) Tighter stomach - working on it!