The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
“You’re a man with a long and dangerous past, but your future is infinitely more terrifying.”
Tangled themed nail art!
Screwed these up though thanks to much caffeine. Will definitely need to redo them at some point!
can we talk about how sherlock holmes says ‘neat’
oh these kids were eating themselves to death with mercury poisoned chocolate
golly gee john come look isn’t that just nifty
1.) Brown aviator jacket - check!
2.) Aviator goggles - check!
3.) Clown makeup - check!
4.) Black Bra - check!
5.) Shorts - check!
6.) Prop gun - check!
7.) Thigh highs - ordered!
8.) Wig - ordered!
10.) Utility belt - ordered!
11.) Boots - still needed!
12.) Tighter stomach - working on it!